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Bathing suit:
- 100% water-repellent polyester
- Classic look and balanced fit, so no questions will arise
- Specially selected colors mask any bulge below the waist
- Flared cut helps to hide even the biggest culprits
Inner lining:
- 100% lycra, 0% boner
- An inner layer of form-fitting material holds in the excitement
- High quality, breathable fabric will stretch but wont strangle
- Ergonomic design provides maximum comfort in your time of need